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Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
Logging onto the website tonight to write my What The Hell’s for this week I see that we have 34 comments. Yippee….oh no wait, they are all Spam comments!! What The Hell? Why can’t we have real comments and not stupid spammer one’s?? We’re funny dammit!! I can’t wait until we finally “catch on”.
So last Friday I got a tattoo. I’ve wanted another one for awhile now, and had warned my Mom so it wouldn’t be a big shock. I got a semi-big butterfly on my back, no it’s not a tramp stamp, it’s just a butterfly tattoo. When I showed it to people they would all ask the same question, “Did it hurt?” What The Hell? Seriously, it’s a tattoo! They use very sharp needles into your skin, of course it hurt!! Duh!
The kids are back to school now, well at least 2 days back to school. The bus picks them both up at 6:40 a.m. What The Hell?? 6:40 a.m.?? Don’t they know I am not a morning person?? I am a night person, and getting up at 5:30 a.m. is really starting to mess with my night person activities!!! Like watching t.v. and using Facebook, doing laundry and cleaning….
Elle
In case you’ve been wondering What The Hell happened? Why haven’t those damn Blue Monkey Butt girls posted What The Hell Wednesdayyet? I was busy Skyping last night and then slept until 9:30. That’s right, I said 9:30! My kids still have one week of summer vacation left and we are finally sleeping in. I don’t know What The Hell will happen in a week when we have to start getting up at 6:30 again.
Did you hear about Paris Hilton’s latest arrest? Apparently, or should I say allegedly, she had cocaine. Her super duper smart excuse? She thought it was gum. What The Freakin’ Hell?!! Gum? Is she so stupid that she thinks people buy that crap?
The news is just full of What The Hells this week. I just read about a doctor in California that first tried to force her way into her “on-again off-again” boyfriend’s house with a shovel. When that failed she got a ladder and tried going down the chimney. What The Hell was she thinking?! Ya….if you’re not the Grinch or Santa Claus it doesn’t work. I have to admit, every time I see the Grinch and see him get stuck “for a moment or two” it makes me uncomfortable.
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
Last night I decided to go back to coloring my hair, REALLYred. It’s so dark it’s almost fuchsia. What The Hell? That’s what I said when I saw it, I looked in the mirror, thought to myself how red it was, and then said, “oh well, what the hell? Guess I’ll just go with it.”
Next Monday the boys go back to school. That means I have to get both of them ready and on the bus by 6:40 a.m.! What The Hell???? I am not looking forward to that, and doubt they will make the bus much!
I have so many email accounts, it’s ridiculous. I don’t even look at half of them, I hate email. I don’t mind texting, because it’s short and immediate. Emails are like work. I have a comcast email, a yahoo, a work email, a blue monkey butt one, and a google one for football. What The Hell? I have no interest in reading any of them!
Elle
Um, ya, don’t bother emailing Stacy at her BMB adddress. She never ever checks it and it’s almost been terminated at least once because of non-use. What The Hell Stacy?
While we were at Disney, I saw this woman walking around with an unusual pedicure. Instead of having pink nails and white tips, she had black tips. Ewwwwwwwwwww! It just looked like she had really dirty toenails! What The Hell dirty toenail lady???!! It just totally almost made me projectile vomit. Still skeeves me out just thinking about it. So you can count me out of the black toenail tips style.
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
Yes I was M.I.A. yesterday for RTT, which is too bad because I actually had a few random thoughts. There’s always next week. I’m sure I have some WTH moments from the past week! Over the weekend we went to an amusement park for my youngest son’s birthday. I didn’t want to take the camera because I was afraid it would get broken or wet, so I just used the camera on my cell phone. That worked fine, but for some reason my computer will not save the pictures! What The Hell?? I open the pictures, hit save and end up with a blank picture!!! What the hell is wrong with this stupid computer??? I cannot save any of the pictures I took!
The other day at work I was standing next to the printer trying to help someone fix it. Well, there is this woman at work that no matter what you’re doing, she thinks she has the right of way. Most of the time she barges right through without saying anything. That day she stood behind me, made the “clear the throat” sound and said “EXCUSE ME” real loud. What The Hell? Can’t you see I’m in the middle of doing something here, I can’t move out of the way at the moment and I’ll move when I’m done??? I said, “Sorry, I’m a bit busy trying to fix this, if you can wait a sec I will move when I am done.” To which I got the extremely loud sigh that she makes that reminds me of Darth Vader taking a deep breath….no offense.
So can anyone get a show on t.v. now? What The Hell? There’s a bunch of cupcake shows, Little People taking care of pit bulls (which if you ask me is a bad thing because one of those dogs could eat them in one bite), Swamp Men, Axe Men, Gay Men…….You name it, there’s a stupid reality show about it!
Elle
I’m turning Amish. I’m shunning one of my dogs. He’s dead to me, well, except for the feeding and walking crap, he’s dead to me. Now, we were gone for 16 days. When we got home my dog was terrified of me. Completely terrified. Like I was some zombie about to eat his brain, if he actually had a brain. I couldn’t believe it. What The Hell??!!! When our Disney Daughter came upstairs the dumb-ass dog turned inside out with pure joy. Ya, she’s been gone since the end of January.
We brought home a few things from Disney for my parents. I gave my mother a cute tote bag and after I passed it to her I saw it still had the anti-shoplifting ink tag. What The Hell??!! Hello! Emporium people, you kind of ruined that gift. Now it looks like I shoplifted her gift. My mom said she’d still use it, but she won’t. She’ll be too afraid that people will think she stole it. Kind of inconvenient don’t you think. It’s not like I can bring it back to where I bought it.
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
Today I had a really bad day at work, I had totally messed something up and couldn’t figure out what I had done wrong. Anyways, I was doing the mail at work, and this woman who is on the new side, came up to me and grabbed my arm. She starting squeezing and rubbing it apparently trying to make me feel better. What The Hell? Personal space, personal boundaries people! I pulled my arm away and said, “I do NOT like to be touched.” So of course she got mad at ME because I said that. Again, What The Hell?? I am not a touchy feely type of person, and I don’t want someone I don’t know rubbing my arm okay? Why am I the bad person here? I sent Elle a text about it and she said, “Without the T in touch, you have ouch.” This is why I love my sister, she can say one thing that makes me literally LOL!!
It’s been really hot and humid here lately and last night we got really bad thunderstorms. Of course we always get them after I’ve put the kids to bed! What The Hell Mother Nature?? You can’t have thunderstorms when it’s not bedtime?? Every single time, it’s like 30 minutes after I put them to bed!! Argh!
Elle is currently on vacation!!!!!!!!!
Okay Elle is off enjoying herself in Disney World right now…..What The Hell? Doesn’t she know we have a blog to write? Doesn’t she know that I never remember how to do the McLinky thingy because she always does it?? Doesn’t she know that this is a team effort? What The Hell??
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Elle
You didn’t think a little thing like being on vacation would keep me from our weekly Wednesday fun, did you? Really, What The Hell were you thinking? Maybe next week I’ll bow out since we’ll be visiting the Mouse but right now we’re relaxing on beautiful Hutchinson Island and it’s great!
We’re staying at my Mother-in-laws place for a few days. Across the street is a beautiful beach, the ocean and a big clubhouse and pool. Monday night we all went swimming around 8. We all had fun swimming after dark with the water so warm. We tried it again last night. Once again we had the pool to ourselves. They don’t have a lot of lights in the pool area. There are the lights in the pool and then some around that pool that are motion sensitive. The whole pool area is gated and you have to use a key to get inside and back out. Since the other lights were out I decided to go over and make them come back on. I managed to get one light on and went over to the other one. As I was jumping around trying to make it come on I saw a shadow on the other side of the fence. I tried to tell myself it was just my imagination but then the shadow started climbing the fence. Holy crap! Instead of running right then, I stood there watching it climb the fence higher and higher. What The Hell?! I froze just like the losers in horror movies that end up as zombie food. It climbed to the top of the fence and then I saw it scamper across the top and I could see it clearly against the night sky. It was a freakin’ huge raccoon and it was locked in the pool area with us! I turned and ran to the pool yelling “Everyone out of the pool now! There’s a raccoon in here!” The kids start yelling and hurrying to get out. My husband is thinking “What the Hell are you talking about?” I’m rushing the kids. Sissy runs over to our stuff and grabs as much as she can. I threw J-Man’s towel on him and we run over to the gate. I’m fumbling with the key, trying to open the gate so we aren’t trapped with the raccoon anymore. I managed to get the gate open and we all run for our SUV as fast as we can. Sissy is yelling “Let me in. Let me in!” My husband is still back by the gate (the one that lags behind always gets it in horror movies. Doesn’t he know anything?) yelling “Where are my shoes? Where are my shoes?” Sissy had them in her hand so I grab them, run back to him and throw them at his feet and run back to the SUV. We all jump in and slam the doors. My husband looks at me and says “Are you sure you saw something?” What the freakin hell???!!! I know what I saw and it was a huge raccoon and I hate raccoons. J-Man said it best “If mom’s afraid of it then I’m afraid of it.” We all agreed that we were done with the whole night swimming thing. I’d rather get a sunburn than get in a wrestling match with a raccoon any day of the week!
Stacy
The other night I went to the gym, and when I got there I could smell pizza. I looked around and there were a bunch of empty pizza boxes on a table. What The Hell?? Apparently Planet Fitness thinks it’s a good idea to fill you full of pizza! Okay, first off I don’t think you are suppose to fill yourself full of food right before working out, and second, why do they think it’s a good idea to do this?? Elle says it’s job security for them. They even had a sign saying to keep the pizza away from the exercise equipment. Yea because eating a slice of pizza while walking on the treadmill is a bad idea right? My friend also told me that some mornings they have free bagels and cream cheese. Again WHAT THE HELL??? How is this promoting a healthy lifestyle?? I know it’s suppose to be the “Judgement Free Zone”, but I’m definitely judging you on feeding your members crappy food!
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
I distribute the mail at work. Today I was waiting for the receptionist to sign for a couple letters so that I could bring them over to the mail station with the rest of the mail. I said one thing to her about one of the letters, and she snapped at me and threw it across the desk at me like a Frisbee! What The Hell? I just said one thing about it! I was actually just trying to be helpful and for the record I was being nice. This is one of the reasons why I don’t like people, they’re moody.
Last week when we went to Bugaboo Creek my youngest had to go to the bathroom, of course. I swear he just likes to check out the bathrooms to see how clean they are and what their soap smells like. Anyways, I wouldn’t let him go to the bathroom alone, he’s almost 10, but I still don’t think it’s safe for him to go to the Men’s Room alone. So I made my almost 12 year old go with him. I figure there’s safety in numbers. They both gave me a hard time about it, but that’s the rule. A little while later I had to go the bathroom, and when I excused myself my youngest said, “you want me to go with you??” What The Hell? That kid is only going to get worse with his wit and sarcasm!!
I saw a story online that a couple was caught having sex by Google Earth. What The Hell? I don’t know if this is true, but I hope not! Talk about invasion of privacy! I haven’t used Google Earth in awhile, but my kids like to use it. Now I’m going to have to keep an eye on my kids when they use Google Earth!
I just saw a commercial for a new movie coming out….Piranha 3D. What The Hell? I’m not a big gory mov ie fan, so I really don’t want to see blood and guts coming at me in 3D! The piranha’s looked pretty weird too! The preview was pretty gross just in 2D, besides it looked like one of those lame Sci-Fi Saturday night movies. I think I’ll pass.
Elle
We have a pterodactyl in our yard. Scoff all you want, but he’s there. I saw him again yesterday and he’s huge. He had a horrible screaming call as he flew into the neighbor’s yard. He landed in one of their trees, still screaming. Then he lifted his tail and there was this huge shower of bird crap. What The Hell???? I got J-Man to bring me my camera and set out to hunt the prehistoric pterodactyl down. He was back in our yard by this time and was still doing that horrible scream that was now driving my dogs crazy so of course they started barking. He was up high in the trees and I knew I was getting close, but I didn’t want to get too close, especially after seeing the shower of bird crap. So I’m ducking my head, like that was going to protect me from the crap shower, and trying to find him. Finally, I spotted him about 20 feet up in the tree. This is the best picture I have of him. He flew off and I haven’t seen him since. But I’m pretty sure he lives in the woods behind our house because this is the second time I’ve seen him. Any ideas what kind of bird he is? He’s pretty big and his legs are longer than they look in the picture.
As of 9:01 last night I am officially on vacation!!!! Woot! What did I do last night to celebrate my almost 3 weeks of freedom? I got home, ate dinner at 10pm (can you say heartburn all night?) and then threw in some laundry and cleaned out all 3 litter-boxes. What The Hell??Do I know how to party or what? I’ve got a ton of stuff to do before we hop in the family truckster and drive down to Florida.
Apparently I didn’t get the fashion memo that you should match your hair to your shirt and sandals or maybe you’re supposed to match only when you are wearing purple. At my last blood test there was a woman, and not a young woman by any means, with purple hair, a purple shirt and purple sandals. Okay, maybe not so bad, but on her shirt was one of those big yellowish-greenish tree frogs. Okaaaaay, but the clincher was the matching, and I do mean matching, frog purse. What The Hell????? I wanted to take a picture soooooo badly but my phone makes an obvious “click” noise and I’m not that mean. Plus she might have beaten the crap out of me with her frog purse.
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
I really can’t complain about the weather this summer. It’s be 90 degrees or higher pretty much every day. Compared to last year’s weather this is great. I just get aggravated with the weathermen. Last night on the news they said it would rain tonight into tomorrow morning, well now this afternoon they said it won’t rain until Wednesday afternoon. What The Hell? Can’t you figure this out? My kids go to a camp that’s weather dependant, I need a more accurate forecast. Considering my family lives 45 minutes away I really need to figure out what to do with the kids. Last week they cancelled and they stayed home. I can’t do that again!
I like to color my hair every month. And I like to change my hair color pretty much every time. Lately I’ve been coloring my hair blonde. I have tried 3 timesto go blonde, and each time it turns red! What The Hell? I don’t want red anymore I want blonde. It shows on the box, “if your hair is this color it’ll turn this shade of blonde”. Guess what, mine doesn’t, it turns red!!
This morning I was walking my dog before I went to work. He took 10 minutes to find the right smelling place to go poo! What The Hell? You’re just going to poop, do you really need to “smell” the right place to go? And he always takes twice as long when I’m running late!!
Elle
So yesterday morning, I’m walking the dogs and talking to my mom on the phone. While we’re talking she gets on her computer and I hear her say “Anything new on Blue Monkey Butt? Oh, it’s Tuesday and it’s just reruns.” What The Hell Mom? I told her that her comment was going to be a What The Hell. Good thing she has a sense of humor…right Mom? Right? Actually, now would be a really bad time to make her mad since she’s coming out to stay at my house and take care of the pets and house while we got to Walt Disney World to pick up our Disney Daughter. Oops. What The Hell did I just do?
There was another lady in the restroom using her cell phone. It wasn’t just a quick conversation either. What The Hellpeople???!! I really think the any restroom should be a cell phone free zone. I don’t want to share a restroom with someone on the phone and I definitely don’t want to be talking to someone while they are using the restroom. Really! Ewwwwwwwwww! I like to multi-task as much as the next person but enough is enough. Maybe we should start a pledge thingy like Oprah and have everyone sign it pledging to not use their cell phones in the restroom. What the hell do you all think?
What The Hell? Who eats M & M’s for dinner? Oh, ya, that would be me. There were M & M’s at work and I may have eaten a few. Who needs a real dinner when you can have chocolate in a candy coated shell?
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Holy crap, we’re Over The Hill now with our 40th What The Hell Post!!!
I know I’ve mentioned this before, but it happened again today. Let me start at the begining. We have a new woman at work, she was in the bathroom, and the Receptionist came to the bathroom door, yelled her name and told her someone was there to see her! What The Hell?? What does she expect her to do?? Yell, “okay sure, send him in.” It’s so ridiculous! Even my kids know to wait for me to get out of the bathroom, unless someone is bleeding or on fire or both!
The City I currently work in is doing construction on every single road they have. Today I was at CVS and right outside the road is all detoured and there is a ton of heavy equipment out front. Inside the store is shaking, there’s banging, etc. And I hear some idiot say, “Wow, what’s all that banging and shaking? Is that from the construction?” What The Hell do you think it’s from?? No, it’s just Godzilla out front we better run. Why do you even need to ask that question, did you not see all the construction when you walked in?
Elle and I were talking about this yesterday, I hope I’m not stealing one of her WTH’s. She’ll get all mad at me if I did. Just ask her about the zip lock bag incident…. Anyways, every time I try to get something to eat, or sit down to eat something, one of my two children or both will come in the kitchen and decide they need something to eat or drink immediately! What The Hell? I know they just ate, and it’s like 3:30pm, and I’m trying to eat my breakfast!! There is no way they are as starving as I am!
The other night when I was walking the dog I walked past my iris’s and heard some rustling. I didn’t think too much of it, but when I walked past them again my dog pulled towards them. I figured it was a squirrel or something so I just pulled him back towards the house, that’s when a skunk came running at us!! WHAT THE FREAKING HELL??????????????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I ran as fast as I could pulling the dumb dog who had now decided he was brave and could take the skunk, to the house. All I could smell was skunk, and I wasn’t sure if either of us had gotten sprayed. Once I got in the house I took a sniff of the dog and myself, luckily neither of us smelled like a skunk!! I really hate nature. Really, Really hate it!
Elle
I’m not sure What The Hell the Ziploc Bag Incident has to do with her kids and my kids always needing food, but whatev.
It’s funny Stacy mentioned how crazy nature is at her house because it’s beyond crazy here. First off, my neighbor casually mentions that there was a bear sighting on the trails near our house. What The Hell?? A bear??!! That’s all the kids need to hear. Then he goes on to say that not too long ago he found a bunch of bird feathers in his yard and then just the other day he found a the body of a headless bird in his yard. Okay, What The Hellis up with that? He said he wasn’t sure what would just want the head of the bird. Ummm….hello! Obviously it was a bird brain eating zombie and everybody knows that bird brains are the gateway drug to human brains. It’s just a matter of time.
Oh and I would have actually been ROFLMAO if Stacy had gotten sprayed by the skunk. What The Hell would be funnier than that??
My husband has decided that we need to switch from The Dish back to Time Warner Cable. Apparently it’s to save money, but What The Hell am I supposed to do with all those shows on my DVR?T here’s no way I’ll be able to watch everything recorded in the next few days. I’d have to be glued to the TV for something like 30 hours straight to get through them all.
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
Today is was 100 and something degrees out. It was beyond hot. All I kept hearing today was, “it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.” What The Hell? It’s 102 degrees out, it IS the heat!!
I wasn’t going to write about this story, but I will anyways because it’s over now. Last week someone I know made up a fake Facebook account just to send me threatening emails. What The Hell? I’m 34 years old, I’m an adult, I am not a child, so to have someone do something so childish and stupid is just beyond me! Also, the name she picked was “John Smith”. What The Hell? You couldn’t at least think of a more convincing name? Oh, and John Smith didn’t have any friends on Facebook….yea that doesn’t scream FAKE!
Elle
Monday night the whole family got sucked into watching Clean House, The Messiest Home in America. OMG!!! The way this family lived was beyond comprehension. Every single square inch of their 2600 square foot house was piled with crap. It was like Hoarders on crack! They even had money, change and cash, just lying around. When they counted all the cash they found it was over $5,000! What The Hell messiest family in America???!! What the freakin’ Hell???!!! My kids were just amazed that the messiest son in America still had Christmas presents he hadn’t opened and since they were wearing short sleeves in Chicago I’m guessing Christmas had been over for a long, long time. They had to be the most wasteful family I’ve ever seen.
My kids still haven’t gotten on the summer vacation sleeping schedule. J-Man still gets up by 7 no matter what time he getst o bed. Sissy woke up at 10:45 this morning. What The Hell??? It would be awesome of they would at least be on the same schedule.
What The Hell are you thinking Disney and Pixar? Thanks to you I can never throw a toy away ever again and then my house is going to be the messiest home in America.
This one is way overdue; What The Hell BP????!!!!!! Nuf said.
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Elle
Not sure What The Hell happened to Stacy yesterday. Maybe she’ll actually participate today. Maybe she’s too busy being Employee of The Month.
While we were at my parent’s house, our dog escaped from their fenced in yard. I blame our brother. Our dog Toby is terrified of our brother. Most likely because he’s heard us talking about the horrible things he used to do when we were little, like shoot rubber bands at us, give us noogies and the politically incorrect indian sunburns. So he took one look at my brother and yelped “What The Hell???!!!!” and took off. A few minutes later I went looking for him and when I went around to the back yard the fence was flat on the ground and no Toby. I went down the street looking for him. I met some neighbors and it usually went like this “Are you looking for a black dog? He ran that way” and they would point down the street. At least I knew I was going in the right direction. Finally about a half hour later, Stacy drove up and I hopped in her car and then there he was up ahead of us standing in the middle of the road with cars coming over the hill towards him. Stacy started driving before I even had a chance to close my door. Then Toby ran into another yard, I jumped out, ran after him and finally caught him. As much as those dogs drive me crazy, I was pretty worried that I wouldn’t get him back. What The Hell? I guess I kind of like my dog, sometimes.
After spending time with Stacy this past week, it’s pretty hard to see how we are related. I repel the sun like it’s my job and OMG! she’s going to be Magda from Something About Mary if she’s not careful. No offense. What The Hell??? How can she get so tan while if I was any paler I’d glow in the dark. Not fair.
Stacy
Okay, okay, I was MIA last night. Here’s the story, I went to the gym, got home at 10:30 p.m., went on Facebook and saw that Elle didn’t have internet, sooooo I figured she wouldn’t be writing her Random Tuesday Thoughts, and since it was her birthday, I thought she may be busy….but no, she did them, and gave me crap for not doing mine, What The Hell Sistah???
Gee, I was going to write about how I got Employee of The Month at work, but Elle went and blabbed that to everyone! What The Hell? That was my news!! There is a sash that has been made up at work that you can wear, but I want a tiara. I’m not a sash person, but I’m definitely a tiara person!
Speaking of winning that, I was talking to one of the maintenance guys today that I like to give a hard time to, and I said, “Be nice to me, I won Employee of the Month.” And guess what he said?? “Yea right, and they stopped the oil leak!! Which one of those stories is fake??!!” Hey, What The Hell?? I’m an awesome employee, and strive to make people laugh on an hourly basis! I think he’s just jealous!
Okay, I know everyone LOVES the Twilight Series, but I have not read or see any of the movies. I’m not really a vampire fan. I get the whole teenage girl being super excited for the movie with the super hot guys in it, what I don’t get is the Mothers of the teenage girls that are all dressed up at the midnight showing waiting to see the movie. What The Hell? They’re old enough to be the hot guys Moms!! It’s just a little creepy. You can like the movie and all, but when you’re that Mom or Grandmother at midnight pushing the teenage girls out of the way…well you have a problem…just sayin’
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