What The Hell Wednesday 5
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Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Elle
Okay, What the hell?? Usually our Random Tuesday posts get a bit of traffic and people leave comments and c’mon folks, who among us doesn’t love comments. As I type this we have 4 comments. What the Hell? I know I visited more than 4 blogs. I’m going to assume everyone has the swine flu and is lying in bed looking and feeling horrible. Although they must’ve been stricken immediately after they linked up their Random posts. I hope they all feel and look better next week.
As some of you may know, I’ve been having lots of pain since the end of August. They thought I had an ovarian cyst that burst, but since the pain hasn’t completely gone away and is there every single day I’m going to have a laparoscopy on November 24th to figure out what the hell is causing me pain. Today my husband sends me this email from work
subject; your outpatient visit date
I need to put the date and time in my calendar, please advise
What the Hell kind of email is that?????
Never mind the email, check out the date for the procedure. Two days before Thanksgiving people! What the Hell? They told me they were scheduling 6 to 8 weeks out so I guess I was lucky to get one in 4 weeks but I when she gave me a list of possible dates I knew it would be the 24th. Who the hell gets surgery 2 days before Thanksgiving??? Apparently I do. It shouldn’t be that big a deal because we aren’t having a house full of people and my husband always makes the turkey, but still.
Stacy
Well, if you were one of the four people that visited us on Tuesday, you would know that my youngest, B is sick with a virus. A virus that I took him to the dr. yesterday for. A virus that the doctor said would require him to be home for the whole freaking week! What the hell? I do have a job, we do need to eat, it is getting close to Christmas, what the hell??
Football season for B is over now, he had one last practice last Saturday. A practice that was made pretty interesting considering the morning news showed that one of the volunteer coaches had been arrested! Technically he wasn’t a real coach, his step-son is on the team, and he was volunteering only at practices, but still there it was on the news and in the paper that day. Apparently he was involved in a robbery back in June, what the hell? He was turned in by a friend who gets his marijuana from him, What The Hell? He is currently being held on $100,000 Cash Bail, WHAT THE HELL???? Seriously, that’s my reaction…
The other day I bought one of those big-ass bags of dog food that you can’t even lift, unless you actually exercise, than maybe you may be able to lift it, I on the other hand can’t. Anyways, it’s not our dog Bruno’s usual food, but because it was on sale I bought it. Usually he doesn’t care what you put in front of him. Not this time….he doesn’t like it at all, and doesn’t want to eat it! What the hell? This is a dog that ate enough cat poo out of the cat box that we didn’t even need to change it?! Now he’s following me around staring at me, and I know he’s thinking, “What the hell is that crap?”
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Andrea
I know the 4 comments feeling! WTH? Lately it’s like ten or twelve. It used to be like 38 or 25. Am I getting worse the longer I blog? (I mean that is always a possibility…CRAP)
Typical dog, only picky when it’s inconvenient
I’m going to play WTH here in the comments today.
WTH- Costco opens at 10 WTH? I’m dressed ready to go after dropping Thor at the bus at 8:30, you can’t like open at 9 or something? WTH Costco.
WTH is with this cold. My head feels like it’s going to freakin explode (and probably will in Costco ya know?) Clean up on the 250 oz Ketchup aisle.
WTH is with my eyes? My glasses feel like they are no longer strong enough. Seriously, I do not have $400 to shell out for new glasses! While I’m on that subject WTH is with doctors charging $250 for a peds visit? They asked Thor four questions and that was it. WTH! And I love that the hospital charged (as of current bills) $828 for a simple tetanus shot and one steri strip when CP cut his chin. WTH!! I could have just used some rubber cement for $2.99.
Wow, sorry. But WTH Wednesdays are FUN!
Anne
OK, girls, I try to comment consistently, but spent a lot of yesterday chauffeuring Small Town Daddy all over the place. But I am here now, does that count?
Elle, good luck with the laparoscopy. I suggest you milk it. Make your husband and the kids wait on you hands and feet enjoy the hell out of Thanksgiving.
Stacy, you have to wonder what is in dog food that a dog who eats cat poo wont eat it. Apparently it contains something worse than cat poo. Good luck, maybe you can mix it in with his preferred food.
Rachele
Gotta love WTH Wednesdays. Very therapeutic.
The dog? If he gets hungry enough he’ll eat it. Ours used to eat her own poo. Maybe she still does, I refuse to watch her outside because it grosses me out. All I can is…We don’t scoop it out of the yard and NO ONE has ever stepped in poo…WTH?
Hope the surgery goes well and you can just veg on the couch Thanksgiving day! What a treat. Pain Killers?
I don’t do Random Tuesday. Sorry those that do are sucking at it.
Have a great WTH Wednesday!
kden
I agree, WTH is very therapeutic. Hey 4 comments for me is a GOOD day so come over and make it a GREAT day! Elle: Just relax on Thanksgiving and let everyone else do the work. Just be thankful it wasn’t before Christmas. Stacy: My dog will eat it
She thinks anything is better than what I give her. I brought home a free sample bag from the Humane Society and I think it was cat food (it was unmarked). She loved it so much that her colitis kicked in big time and she had blood in her poop and I ended up taking her to the vet. 83 bucks to tell me she had a gut ache.
Stephanie@The Blue Zoo
Elle - Love the email “please advise”?! I dont think my husband would appreciate my advisement….. LOL
Stacy - Didnt the volunteer coach have to have a background check?? Crazy! Around here you cant even volunteer in your kids classroom without a background check.
Helene
Oh man, I totally forgot it was WTHW!!! I’ll link up next week.
Elle, your husband’s e-mail cracks me up! It’s so formal, like he’s a work collegue or something!!
Mrsbear
I feel you on the comment scarcity. I’m voting swine flu, although you’d figure if people were laying around with the plague they’d have more time to loaf on the computer, right?
Hope your surgery goes well, Elle. You have my permission to not do squat on Thanksgiving.
The coach getting arrested, Stacy, is definitely a WTH moment. More like WTF actually. Robbery? Seriously?
Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)
I’ve been a slacker over here - I’m sorry! I promise I’ll do better. Starting now.
WTH is up with the drop off of comments? I’m feeling the un-love over at my blog, too. I’m wondering if it’s that time of year where people are trying to adjust to the time and weather change.
I hear ya on having surgery 2 days before Thanksgiving - I had my gall bladder removed 2 days before Thanksgiving 2 years ago…what was I thinking??? I had to have hubby lift the turkey for me since I wasn’t allowed to lift more than 10 lbs for 6 weeks…yeah, that didn’t last long.
Stacy - if you mix the dog food with what your dog usually eats, he will adjust and start eating the new food…I had to do that with our ultra picky dogs, too. You’d think they wouldn’t be so picky if they enjoy eating cat poo and hair balls…you’d think!!