Okay…what?
It is no secret that I am not into alternative, natural, astrological, or any other cultbeliefs. With that being said, everyone has their right to practice whatever they want, which also gives me the right to make fun of it. We live in such a wonderful country! So, a friend of mine posted a link on Facebook for all to see. Apparently there is a crystal skull named Dolly that is coming to visit, and you can go and meditate with her. I know you’re excited, I mean it’s not every day that a skull named Dolly comes for a visit! It is a free event, but they do say a “suggested love offering of $22.00 should be paid” Their words people, not mine. What is also funny, besides having a name like Dolly, is last night I was watching a show about cults. How coincidental huh? There were cults that were started about “Natural Healing”, and one that started off as a “Yoga” class. WTH?? It’s not just religious cults anymore! I really don’t understand how you go from doing Yoga to being in a mind controlled cult! I guess I’ll never know because I fell asleep in the middle of it…damn! I don’t know about you, but this crystal skull sounds vaguely familiar to me……I think Harrison Ford found the last one….didn’t they make a movie about that and that kid from Transformers played his son? That’s what comes to mind to me. Here’s a picture of Dolly, because I know you are anxious to see this mythical creature
Can’t you feel the power? Are you having visions and feel healed, oh wait, no you don’t because you didn’t fork over a $22.00 love offering to have one! I seriously think someone is just ripping this off of Indiana Jones. Maybe it is Harrison Ford behind it, I mean he is getting old, he can’t keep running away from bad guys in movies anymore, and he is married to that skinny Ally McBeal girl.
I don’t know about your reaction to this, but mine was “okay…what?” And then, “Wasn’t that a movie?” Don’t drink the kool-aid people….
just rent the movie for $1 at Redbox!
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Rick Boyer
Great Blog post. I am going to bookmark and read more often. I love the Blog template
Andrea
LOL! Oh yeah, sign me up for some crystal skull!
Mrsbear
Wow. People really will fall for just about anything. At least if you’re gonna con people with a crystal skull, you’d think they’d give it a more spiritual name than Dolly. I’d have trouble trusting the sincerity of a woman named Dolly, much less as crystal skull that’s demanding love offerings. Weird. But I love Kool-Aid!
Cassie
I’d need the cryatal skull to actually speak to me before I handed over $22. Nope, don’t think I’d believe it even then.
Anne
So are you going to go see Dolly and withhold the love offering? What if you don’t love her, what if you only like her a little? What if you hate her? Do they pay you?
Stephanie@The Blue Zoo
A skull named Dolly? Who named it Dolly? Did it have big boobs in a past life?
Raven
I’m into alternative spirituality etc. but I would never pay money to meditate with a crystal skull named Dolly!
Raven
Or any other name.
Helene
Who came up with the name Dolly? Couldn’t they have come up with something more, I dunno, spookier??
The sad thing is that there are probably tons of people going and paying the love offering, thinking it’ll change their lives somehow.
aFuzu
Gah appears like i am not having a great deal of luck today, firstly i woke up and stepped on my cats paw.. Now i type a comment and it goes to a white page! Ehh i knew i should of copied it to my clipboard thingo before i hit submit because it totally vanished. A day in the life of Fuzu lol, anyway very nice blog dude/dudette!