What The Hell Wednesday~7
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
Yea it’s Wednesday, my favorite day of the week! I love being able to just complain about people, and stuff….but mostly people. If you read one of my previous WTHW, you would be aware that one of the volunteer coaches for football (who was also a parent) got arrested. Well the other day I was watching the news again and there was a mug shot of the Middle School Principal! What The Hell? Are you kidding? Nope, apparently Mr. Principal was arrested……again…..for DWI! That explains the red nose and red cheeks he always had! Good thing I watch the news, there’s always somebody on there I know …What The Hell?!
The other day I had to run to the Post Office for work. Running to a Post Office is not a big deal, except the one in this city is on a one way street with parrallel parking. Luckily I got a spot right in front, ran in really quick, and was ready to go. I put the car in reverse, turned around to look, and see this moron pull up right behind me! What The Hell?!! )&%$@#$%&** (that also came out of my mouth!) Really? Do you not see me backing up? He seriously pulled so close that I had to back up, go forward, back up, etc. I was doing this as I was yelling at the guy! He probably didn’t hear me because I didn’t put the window down, but hey you never know what kind of crazy person you’re going to run in to!
I am trying so hard to write this post right now, and “B” will not leave me alone for a second. He came over to the screen and said, “oh, that’s a bad thing.” What?? “You used the H Word.” He also keeps saying, “Hey Mom” over and over again. What The Hell? The thing is he wants to use the computer right now, and I’m trying to get this done early so Elle doesn’t yell at me. She can be mean sometimes, like trying to make me go in a monkey cage! That’s a What The Hell thing too!! It’s always when you’re on the phone or online that kids suddenly want your undivided attention!
Elle
Our 20 year old daughter is going back to Walt Disney World for another internship. She’ll be gone from February until August. Everyone I’ve told has asked me if we’ll be going there again to pick her up. Since we just got back in May from her last internship I haven’t ventured asking my husband that one. I’m pretty sure I’ll get “What the hell??? We just got back and I’m still paying for the last trip!” I’m still holding out hope that we can pull it off. Ideally, our little blog would start making a little money and it could help pay for us and Stacy to go. Wait a minute, she just called me mean. Really, What the hell?? Here I am being all nice hoping we could all go to Disney World and she’s calling me mean. Plus, I don’t yell. Fine.
J-Man finally went back to school today. He’s been out with a cold since last week. I asked him if everyone was happy to see him back at school and he said “It was kind of lonely.” I asked him why and he said “Because there were only bout 7 of us in class today.” Seven out of 18, not very good odds. Then I go through his paperwork and see the paper from the school nurse. Apparently someone in his class has lice. Oh crap! Seriously I’d rather face swine flu than lice. I’m probably tempting fate by saying this, but we’ve never had that particular issue before. I swear every time I look at him he’s itching. What the hell??? I’m hoping that all those absent kids don’t have lice.
The other day at the grocery store I saw this little girl sitting in the basket of a grocery cart. She couldn’t have been more than 2 or 3 and she was just licking the sides of the cart. She was licking this cart like it was her job to get every nook and cranny of that sucker and I couldn’t turn away from this horrific germfest. Her mother was totally oblivious talking on her cell phone. What the hell lady?? She’s not going to have a clue how her daughter caught typhoid bubonic swine flu.
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Anne
Stacy, it sounds like you live in Peyton Place. What’s with all the criminals hanging with the kids?
Elle, I agree with you. I would rather face swine flu than lice. Lice scare the crap out of me. I would be horrified if I saw someone licking a shopping cart. I don’t even like to touch them. That is a visual I could have done without :).
Raven
My kids have been sick too, and a lot of their classmates have been out as well. Of course they have 30+ kids in each class so it’s kinda hard to tell.
That licking the cart thing made me shudder. That’s just gross. That lady needs to get off her cell phone and pay attention to her kid. Of course 80% of the population needs to get off their cell phone and pay attention. I can’t stand people who walk around with their cell phone or blue tooth permanently attached to their ear.
Great WTHW!
kden
Stacy, seems like living in a smaller town (I’m assuming) has its disadvantages, especially when it comes to things maybe you don’t want to know about. When we hear of an arrest of a teacher, it’s like, “mmm, don’t know him”.
Elle, My daughter had lice once and it was once too many times. I bought a Robi Comb and it was the best thing I ever did. It cut my nit pickin’ time in half. And maybe I got sick because I licked my shopping cart and just don’t remember. Grosser than gross!
Stephanie@The Blue Zoo
Licking the shopping cart???? Oh! That is just SOOOO disgusting! You should have whipped out a sucker and given it her. Maybe her mom was so busy talking she forgot to feed her??
Stacy - Maybe all the kids at your school are such hellions that they drove the principal to become an alcoholic? lol
The Little Big Sister
Ok, maybe it’s just me, or the fact I don’t have kids. The kid licking the cart? HILARIOUS!!!