What The Hell Wednesday~9
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
Back in September I hurt my thumb really bad. Knowing me, I’m sure I bitched complained about it. Anyways, a layer of my nail came off, not the whole nail, a few layers in the middle. Now it hurts like hell! What The Hell? This is an injury from Sept., and I thought when your nail turned black and came off it didn’t hurt?! Why does it hurt so bad? And of course I keep hitting it!! What The Hell? Do you know how much you actually use your thumb on your right hand????? Guess what…..it’s a lot!
I was watching t.v. tonight (big surprise I know), and there was a commercial for Special K cereal. It was talking about how if you want to lose weight, eating their cereal will help. Okay, I get that, but the stupid girl eating the cereal looked like she was a Size 2! What The Hell? Why is she trying to lose weight? Is she trying to disappear or what? How about you find a normal looking woman to eat the cereal?
I have not bought one Christmas present yet, and Christmas is in 24 days. What The Hell?
My 9 year old made a “What I Want for Christmas” list for school. Here is his list, video games, a laptop, toys, a water-slide, and toys. What The Hell? Who asks for a water-slide??? I told him that Santa won’t be getting him a water-slide this year. And he replied,“oh yea, you said we wouldn’t get a Wii, and Santa got us one, you could be wrong again.” What The Hell? Well guess what sweetie, there is no room in Santa’s sleigh for a water slide!!
Elle
I figured out that I didn’t really have surgery last week. I was abducted by aliens. Wanna know what tipped me off? For 12 hours after we got home from the “hospital” I was peeing blue. What The Hell? The next day when the “nurse” called to see how I was doing I asked her “Why the hell is my pee blue” “It’s blue? Are you sure?” “Ya I’m sure, it’s blue” “What color blue?” “Blue, how else do you want me to describe it?” “Hold on.” She comes back on the line and says “They must have used some dye during the surgery.” “Really? Do ya think? I wasn’t eating Smurfs!”
I’ve got a big “What The Hell?” for the bitch Resident at the hospital. I’m thinking I will be posting the letter that I want to send to her. My mother says send it, let her know how you feel. I’m thinking it’s Thursday’s post then I’ll decide if I should mail it to her. Your opinions on the matter will be welcome.
I told my husband that this surgery alien abduction was really taking a lot out of me and was way harder that I thought getting over it. As my husband so lovingly tactfully pointed out “You’re a lot older now than when you had the kids and your c-section.” What the Hell????” Did you just call me old???? Oh no you didn’t!
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Stephanie@The Blue Zoo
OMG!! Blue pee!!! That is just to freakin’ hilarious!
You know, I saw a waterslide on clearance at walmart.com Maybe it’s doable. Although that is a very long time to have to wait to use it.
Cassie
Stacy - I am so with you on the Special K commercial girls. The one where she is wearing the bathing suit really burns me up.
Elle - Are you sure you weren’t eating Smurfs? They are kind of small, they could of snuck in.
Anne
Stacy, a water slide sounds awesome although I imagine you would need quite a yard to house it.
Elle, blue pee huh? I hope your husband has spent all the time since saying you were old trying to make it up to you. I am thinking that steam cleaning the carpets might be an appropriate apology.
kden
Stacy, I hate those commercials too. Any commercial with a skinny girl saying she needs to lose a few pounds drives me insane. I’d love to look like what they think is overweight.
Elle, Looking forward to seeing that letter.
Mrsbear
What the hell? Why’s your Wednesday post under your Tuesday post…
Stacy: Size 2s don’t need cereal they need cheeseburgers. Lots of them. And I’ve got a total of three presents under my belt so far, just 25 more to go.
Elle: I’d be writing that hospital a letter for not giving me the heads up on the blue pee! Can’t wait to see the post. Glad you survived the abduction.
Tracy
I literally was LOL here at my desk and getting strange looks - but I could not help it - your What the Hell Wednesdays really crack me up! Loved the blue pee - I about pee’d my pants reading it! HA!
ethelmaepotter
Hello, visiting from Feel Like Complaining, and I like what I see here!
I hate those size 2 dieters, too. And those models for plus size clothes - oh sure, I’d look great in that size 24 dress, too, if I was a size 6!
And I’m pretty sure you weren’t abducted by aliens: alien abduction pee is green…