Random Tuesday Thoughts
If it’s Tuesday, this must be Random Tuesday Thoughts. It’s brought to you by Keely at The Un-Mom. She really knows how to rock Tuesdays so go and check her out and tell her the Blue Monkey Butt sisters sent you!
Stacy
Elle just reminded me that I need to do my random thoughts. This is a warning to you all, you may want to skip mine and go right to Elle’s. I’m really tired and grumpy right now, and I’m just not feeling the sarcasm….I think it’s broken. I have a Christmas Party to go to on Sunday, and I really wish I had a date to it. Yes I have a husband, but when I asked him to go with me he said, “I’m Good”. I understand he’s not into parties or anything, but considering I cannot remember the last time the two of us were out alone, at night and dressed up, I don’t think 1 party would kill him. We don’t go out for our Anniversary or Birthday’s, and we haven’t gone on a “date” this year, so I’m not really asking too much from him. It just makes me sad.
The other day there was a commercial on CBS, with some cute actor I’ve never seen, and he says,“Don’t know what to get the woman in your life for Christmas? Schedule her a pap smear, pap smears save lives. Remember, it’s what’s on the inside that counts.” Seriously? Did you just say pap smear and what’s on the inside?? I don’t know about you but if I opened a little box and it contained an appointment card for a pap smear, I’d be pretty pissed disappointed! Especially since I don’t have anything left on the inside that counts!
This Friday I get paid and I have to do ALL my Christmas shopping, grocery shopping for two weeks, and Christmas dinner shopping. Did I mention I work part time…should be interesting.
Elle
Crap! I was really hoping Stacy would come through for you guys because I got almost nothing. I’m trying to throw some random together, get ready for work and eat breakfast. Ya, I’m a multi-tasker.
Attendance Lady at J-Man’s school, why are you such a bitch?
I’ve still got lots of Christmas Shopping, cleaning, baking, etc to do. Is everyone else done? Because that would make going to the mall a lot less crowded.
Hey Stacy, you still have a lot of good stuff inside that counts with me Sistah!
Sorry, that’s all the random I’ve got. I know, pretty pathetic. I usually do my random thoughts on Monday night, but I actually met some friends for some drinks and appetizers. It was a fun GNO and I’m glad I went.
Don’t forget to stop by tomorrow for What The Hell Wednesday!
Stumble it!
Michele
Stacy: Date night once in a while should be mandatory. We having been doing it for the last 26 years. When the kids were small it was only once or twice a year. Now, that we are quasi-empty nesters it is much more often.
Elle: Attendance Ladies are bred for bitchiness.
Happy Holidays everyone!
Harriet
Sounds like Friday is going to be a good day
Have a great day!
Christopher (AKA: CaJoh)
Stacy: I don’t know what constitutes a “Date” anymore. I tend to go just about everywhere with my wife so I guess that still counts right…
Elle: My wife keeps saying that we are done with our shopping, so why then do we still have to go to the mall today… Just sayin’
Thank you both for your randomness,
Anne
Stacy, I can’t imagine a pap smear for Christmas. Probably not the best choice for a gift.
Elle, thanks for the reminder. I have to call the school board and keep forgetting. I think I am avoiding it because I don’t like to fight. Glad you have fun at GNO! You have had a rough couple of months and deserve it.
Stephanie@The Blue Zoo
Stacey - See your first mistake was asking the Hubs if he wanted to go..I just tell my husband he’s taking me! Or NO nookie for him. You could have tricked him with the promise of beer and chicken wings….
Elle - Thats why I do the Post Its on Tuesdays. Quick and random. Plus they dont always have to make sense, cause they are on cute Post Its and that makes up for it! lol
amy
first off…ill be your date. and ill wear my tube top. secondly, if you get a pap smear for xmas, give him the gift of the prostate exam. and if you dont get to dress up sunday for a party and he doesnt take you…im gonna smash his precious snowblowers with a hammer. and if mya is part of the reason you are so tired today, im sorry! but i love you!
mrsbear
Stacy: I hope you get that date you’ve been hoping for. Come on hubs, once a year won’t kill you. If he gets you a pap smear appointment, feel free to start dating.
And I’m sure your insides are fabulous. Roomy even. 
Elle: I’m so not done with Christmas. But I’ll stay away from the mall, just for you. You’re welcome.