What The Hell Wednesday~11
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
Well good news, I think I’m feeling the sarcasm coming back, and of course I have plenty to bitch complain about! I had made a decision not to send Christmas Cards this year. But as of today we have only gotten 4 Christmas Cards! Actually 1 was from my parents, so that doesn’t really count, and another one was from the guy who cleaned our furnace, so that probably doesn’t count either! What the Hell? That means we’ve gotten 2 real Christmas Cards this year! I don’t remember ticking off every one we were friends with last year at this time. What the Hell people? Just because I don’t want to send you a Christmas Card, doesn’t mean I don’t want one from you!
Unfortunately there was no one arrested this week that I could write about. Every one must be Christmas shopping, and too busy to commit any crimes this week. There’s always hope for next week. Last week “Miss Cleo” was very sick! She came into work with some flu, monkey-pox, heebie jeebies, cooties, swine flu, zombie cold! She looked soooo bad and sounded even worse! Apparently the natural crap wasn’t curing that disease. I was so mad, there she is sneezing, and coughing all over the place! What the Hell? This is the same woman who got mad at me because I brought my then 6 year old into work with an ear infection! She didn’t want to catch his ear infection. Even today she was coughing all over the place and NOT covering her mouth. What the Hell?! Maybe the rocks and crystals will keep her nasty germs in her own office, like a special force field….but I doubt it.
As I mentioned yesterday, I have a Christmas party to go to alone on Sunday. I have been invited to a Christmas party 2 years in a row, and for those 2 years, they have been cancelled due to bad weather. The first year there was a huge snowstorm, and last year was the ICE STORM that knocked out power for waaaay too long. I was watching the news tonight and the dumbass weatherman said, “we have to watch a storm for Sunday, it may hit us or go out to sea”. What the Hell Mother Nature?! Don’t you know I have to buy a whole new dress for this occasion??? No freakin’ snow this year okay!
Elle
If you are my friend on Facebook you may already know that our beautiful Christmas tree that we cut down ourselves smells like poop! What the Hell??!! Every single morning starts with the “smell” argument. My husband thinks our cat is coming upstairs and peeing by the tree and then I argue that the smell isn’t cat pee that it’s more of a poop or rotting smell. It’s really harshing my Christmas mellow. Who wants to sit around the Christmas Tree when it smells so bad? Never mind the tension from the “smell” argument. I said we could get some of those little pine tree shaped/scented car fresheners and hang them all over the tree as ornaments but he didn’t like the sarcasm suggestion. The next step is to head to Yankee candle and buy out all their Balsam scented candles so our house at least has a pine scented poop smell.
Okay, Good Morning America, What The Hell??? How could you get rid of Chris Cuomo and put on George Stephanopolous????? What are you thinking? I haven’t even been able to watch it this week, it’s just too awful. I like JuJu Chang she seems nice and when I followed her on Twitter months ago, she followed me back, so she’s good in my book, but George???? Please bring back Chris. Besides who is Sandra Lee going to flirt with when she comes on to do her cooking segments?
And What the Hell is up with the new Steven Seagal reality show? He’s a cop now? C’mon, that has to be the stupidest show ever. How much do you want to bet his tough guy persona stems from being picked on in school because kids can be so cruel. If it’s his real name kids would’ve called him Steve Seagull or Sea Gal. Or is that just me??
You really need to stop by Small Town Mommy’s review site. She’s giving away a 2 month membership to BJs and a $25 gift card. Who doesn’t need a giant vat of pickled pigs feet or enough dog food to feed your dog for the whole year? What the Hell?? Get on over there!
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Mrsbear
Stacy: We’ve only gotten two Christmas cards so far too. I am feeling a little bummed, but it does cut down on the guilt of not sending our own out. Maybe other people are just slackers too. Seriously? You should make Miss Cleo wear a mask. Ear infections aren’t contagious. She’s a ninny.
Elle: The Steven Seagal show is AWFUL. I watched an episode with my husband and we agreed it was a train wreck, not even the kind of train wreck you wanna see, but the kind where the fake black hair, fat belly, and fake Louisiana accent is just too annoying to stare at. And poop tree? Ugh. At least Christmas is almost here, then you can boot it out the door.
Happy Wednesday, ladies.
Stephanie@The Blue Zoo
Steven Seagal has his own show? I want my own show damn it! If they are just giving them to everyone then they should give me one too!
Im not getting very many cards this year either Stacy… What the hell is up with all these cheapskates anyways?
kden
We don’t have many more either Stacy. I always feel like a loser if I don’t get many cards. Somebody needs to make a Miss Cleo Voodoo Doll.
I miss the GMA team too. I know Chris went on to bigger and better things with 20/20 but I miss the 4 of them together. It just won’t be my favorite morning show anymore.
Staci at Just Bloggled
The smell could be the water in the Christmas tree stand. Have you ever smelled water that has sat in a vase too long? Maybe your tree is no longer soaking it up so it just sits there and stagnates.
If it makes you feel any better, my chihuahua seems to think my tree is a fire hydrant. Every morning I have to spray spots on the carpet and skirt and check presents for the wonderful odor of urine.
Anne
Stacy, we have gotten a number of Christmas cards, but if people are like me, they just haven’t gotten around to it yet. I just ordered our cards this week so they should arrive in a couple of days. Then I can send them out. Miss Cleo needs to try some honest to goodness medicine and forgo all the New Age crap (oh, sorry, did I write that out loud).
Elle,I am sorry to hear about the smell. I hope you can find what is causing it and fix it. That could definitely dampen Christmas cheer. I like George Stephanopolous. I have always thought he was cute. I think Sandra Lee will have no problem flirting with him.
Thank you for mentioning my giveaway. You made me laugh (pickled pigs feet, how could I not). Leave me another comment on the blog so you can be entered for 10 entries. You can buy a lot of pickled pigs feet for $25.
Andrea
A poop smelling Christmas tree…that really is hard to top. That’s why ours is fake this year. Not that I’ve even foudn the box in the basement that the tree is in but it will be fake if I find it.
I’ve gotten umm, one that wasn’t from family. WTH? Where are my cards people?
Send me your address, I’ll send you a card (just reciprocate alrighty?) Happy WTH Wednesday….on Thursday.
Andrea
A poop smelling Christmas tree…that really is hard to top. That’s why ours is fake this year. Not that I’ve even found the box in the basement that the tree is in but it will be fake if I find it.
I’ve gotten umm, one card that wasn’t from family. WTH? Where are my cards people?
Send me your address, I’ll send you a card (just reciprocate alrighty?) Happy WTH Wednesday….on Thursday.
Cassie
Stacy -I used to send out Christmas cards but over the years I’ve gotten less and less. So now I don’t send them out either. I haven’t gotten any yet this year except from the paperboy which included a handy envelope with which to send his tip.
Elle–One year we bought a budget tree for 19.99 thinking we were getting a bargain. The thing dropped needles like crazy, stunk and stabbed me repeatedly as I tried to decorate it. We ended up throwing the entire thing out lights and all.