Did You Say Dog Laxative?
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Stacy
I’ve come to the conclusion that Kibble’s and Bit’s Dog Food is made with industrial strength laxative. My dog has to go to the bathroom like every hour right now! It’s ridiculous! And it’s winter, going outside so much is not fun at all.
My husband has started watching Pawn Stars on History Channel. At first glance, it’s just a pawn shop in Vegas run by a grand father, father, son, and idiot friend. But after watching it, it’s really interesting. The Father knows a ton about history and watching it, you end up learning a lot. Although, I”m always amazed at how stupid people are on that show. Someone can come in with something that an expert says is worth $25,000 at an auction, and the owner will say, “I’ll give you $2,000 for it”, and they say yes! Really? Are you that desperate or stupid? Apparently both!
Yesterday I went to walk the dog as soon as I got up. Going down the stairs was fine, but when I went to step on the bottom step to go back into the house, I went airborne. Kinda like in a movie where someone slips on a banana peel, goes airborne, and then slams down on the ground. Yep, that was me. Too bad there wasn’t someone taping me, I could of won $10,000 on AFV!
Elle
Apparently the only presents 7 year old J-Man needed for Christmas was some stuffed Yoshis. He’s barely looked at anything else. He even got a huge black Yoshi which he refers to as Big Black Yoshi, we just call him BBY.
My 11 year old has plans for New Year’s Eve. She’s going to a party/sleepover at a friends house and they are having steak and lobster for dinner. One problem, she won’t eat steak or lobster. What a waste. We did get invited to a party, the same place we went last year . So you can see why we might pass it up. Somehow we got our 20 year old to babysit her brother and we have plans. Really good plans. I can’t wait! Now if only I can find my good shoes.
I think poop tree needs to come down today. The other day somebody Googled “Can a Christmas tree smell like poop?” Yes Virginia, a Christmas tree can smell like poop.
J-Man is driving me crazy. I gave him my camera the other day and he took tons of pictures of all his Yoshis and now he wants to make it into a movie. My budding Steven Spielberg won’t stop bugging me, “Mom, when are we going to make my movie?” “Mom, can we do my movie now?” “Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, don”t forget we need to work on my Yoshi movie.” I love Christmas vacation.
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Stumble it!
Mrsbear
Stacy: Switch the dog food. Nobody wants their dog to poop that much.
And the hilarious falls never win the big prizes on AFV, it’s always something more random, like a baby peeing in to his own mouth or something. Hope your insides weren’t jostled during the fall.
Elle: Steak and lobster dinner for a sleepover party. How come I never got invited to those?
I am also waiting for Christmas vacation to be over…eventually.
Christopher (AKA: CaJoh)
Stacy: I find that some things make the dog’s stool harder. If you can give them bones, that will help (if you can’t switch what you give them).
Elle: Is this the first time they go out for New Year’s Eve? Sometimes the fact they can spend it away from home outweighs the menu.
Thanks for your randomness,
Harriet
Bummer about your tree smell.
Have a great Tuesday.
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Anne
Stacy, I think you should find another dog food. I can’t imagine you have enough time to clean up after the dog that often. I have never seen Pawn Stars, but I have heard good things about it.
Elle, you are so crafty that you could probably make everything Yoshi for J-man. I still remember the Yoshi costume. Can I go to your daughter’s sleepover? I like steak and lobster.
angie
great post too funny about the dog food laxative could only imagine
Stephanie@The Blue Zoo
Stacy - My husband watches that Pawn Stars show all the time! Sometimes it is kinda funny. Did you see the one about the death clock? Cracked me up. I’m weird like that.
Elle - So, when are you gonna make that movie?? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Casey
I hate taking my dogs out in our warm FL weather, I can’t imagine having to bundle up every time they had to go.
Don’t get me hooked on another show. We just started watching Hoarders after reading it on someone’s blog. Argh.
I think I’ll follow suit and dump my tree tomorrow too. And what are Yoshis? I feel old.