What The Hell Wednesday ~ 15
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Elle
The other day at work an elderly man told me “You’re a pretty girl when you smile.” What the hell? If I’m not smiling I’m ugly? One of those insults designed as a compliment that some people are experts at giving? Maybe it was just a compliment and I analyze the crap out of everything.
Apparently a mysterious object is going to “whiz by Earth” today. Ummmmmmm…mysterious object? What the hell?? According to the article, “scientists are stumped by what exactly it is”. I hate it when scientists are stumped. What the hell scientists?
Stacy
The other day at work my boss went into the bathroom. A minute later someone came looking for her, stood outside the bathroom door and yelled her name. She yelled back, “WHAT?” To which the other woman replied, “Oh okay, I’ll wait ’til you come out”. What The Hell? What did she expect? Her to open the door to her, or stop mid-stream? I mean really, how important is your job that you can’t even go to the bathroom?! Do you think President Obama has people knocking on his bathroom door? Unless something is on fire, no one is allowed to bother me in the bathroom.
Have you seen that fake piece of grass you’re suppose to put in your house for your dog to pee and poop on? What The Hell? Who came up with that dumbass idea?
American Idol try outs….What The Hell? Need I say more?
Go out, create your own What The Hell Wednesday post and link up. Just don’t be one of those people that link up but don’t actually have a What the Hell post. We’ll have to set the zombies loose and we promise it won’t be pretty.

Stumble it!

Anne
So apparently I got here too early. Your McLinky thing isn’t working yet. Teach me to be prepared.
Elle, I think you pretty when you smile and when you don’t. I am sure he meant it as a compliment. I haven’t heard anything about a mysterious object. I wonder if I will be able to see it.
Stacy, I think if someone is going to war, it is ok to bother the president in the bathroom, but anything else can wait. I am opposed to anyone going to the bathroom in my house, with or without a fake piece of grass.
Shelly
Elle~ Comments like that tick me off too. I need to check into this “object flying by”. If they don’t know what it is, How the Hell are they sure it’s gonna miss?
Stacy~ People who follow me into the bathroom suck. I wish I could say it’s never happened.
My kids think we should get the “grass thingy” for our dog. She’s 9 and sometimes has accidents, they’re sure this will help, lol.
Love Idol. I actually thought last night was one of the better “prelims” although that one scary guy who was pissed he had to wait has me worried. I’m pretty sure he’s going to “blow up” the finale…or something. He just creeped me out.
The Little Big Sister
I have seen that grass thing on tv! What I want to know is, how the H do you clean it???? Gross!
mrsbear
Elle: I hate those backhanded comments. “You look pretty good for four kids.” You look pretty smart for a moron.
And scientists should really know what’s up.
Stacy: Unless the building is on fire, nobody should be taking to you while you’re on the can.
mrsbear
Talking. I meant talking to you.
Stephanie@The Blue Zoo
Elle - I love the “You look great for having 4 kids” comment. So if I didnt have 4 kids would I look like crap??
Stacy - Have not seen the ‘grass thing’. But still fairly certain that I would not want the dogs going pee in the house! Ew.
Staci at Just Bloggled
Elle–I get that all the time about smiling. I call those people the smile police. Even when I do smile, it’s never good enough for them. They remind me of the jerks who tell overweight people, “Oh, you have a pretty face. You just need to lose a few pounds.” They really need to go on some reality show like America’s Top Model or some makeover show and be told they’re not all that, see how it feels.
Stacy–Coming from a dog owner whose dogs will do everything to a pee pad but pee on it, the grass thing could work. I’m not saying it’s not a crazy idea; it is, but when you have to work all day, can’t afford doggy day care or a pet sitter, and have two dogs who refuse to aim it on that little square pad, it’s worth a shot. The grass things have been around for awhile; the one on TV is just a cheap version of the ones that have been sold in pet catalogs for years.
Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)
Elle: I’d take it as a back-handed compliment. Of course if you find out it was anything less, you could back-hand him.
I guess the mysterious object must not have been a problem - I didn’t even hear there was going to be one!
Stacy: That person yelling for your boss outside the bathroom? Crazy! Princess Nagger and Hovering Hubby have both seen the commercial for the doggy grass - I have yet to see it. I suppose I should pay closer attention to the commercials so as not to miss out.
I always DVR the AI tryouts - that way I can fast forward past all the boring and redundant parts.
Cassie
Elle- If they don’t know what the hell it is, why are they telling us? Did I really need to know how little they know?
Stacy - We should write it up as a labor law. All employees are entitled to uninterrupted bathroom breaks.