The Sweet Smell of Success Smells A Lot Like Lice Shampoo
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to McLinky below. Really, what the hell?
Elle
I’d like to know why some people (nobody specific, I swear) see that the kitchen sink is completely empty, clean and shiny and they still put their dirty dishes in it. Why can’t they just open the dishwasher that is immediately to the left of the sink and see if there are dirty dishes in there and then maybe, just maybe put their dirty dishes in the dishwasher instead of in my clean and shiny sink. Really, What The Hell??
Some bloggers get free Wii games, free trips and cool free products to try out and review. Last week I got an offer that pretty much sums up my luck in a nutshell. This guy Joe (might be his real name) offered to send me a bottle of lice shampoo. Don’t try to tell me you’re not jealous, you know you are. No, we don’t have lice. That was the whole point of that particular post, that we were lice free since a lot of the kids in J-Man’s class had lice. What The Hell, who knew being a blogger could be so freakin’ glamorous.
Stacy
I was on Facebook tonight and after scrolling through my “live feed” I noticed all the “copy this and post as your status” updates. What The Hell? I love my Mom, my husband, my kids, my neighbors, zombies, idiots, etc, I don’t need to post it as my status every 2 seconds!. Isn’t the whole point of Facebook is to have a status? I’m sure my “friend” list got a little smaller tonight with the status update I left. Oh well.
Both my boys had yesterday off from school because of the holiday. The day started off with them both in a bad mood. When I asked them what was wrong, I got a response of, “We wish we had school today so that we could get a snow day.” What The Hell? They had the day off, but because we got 9 or so inches of snow they probably would of had a snow day. So in their mind it was a waste of a holiday, or snow, I don’t know which one.
The other day on the news the Middle School Principal was arrested AGAIN! What The Hell? If you don’t know, he has been arrested 3 times for drunk driving, and is no longer the Principal. Well, I guess the other day he decided to go drive his car again, and was arrested for driving with a suspended license. At least he wasn’t drunk this time.
Okay somebody needs to offer Elle that trip to Disney for one of her organs! She’s grumpy and I get to talk to her on a daily basis….What The Hell people? I can’t take her being grumpy for the next month! Help a sistah out!
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Shelly
The sink thing drives me crazy too. The kids are now trained to set their dirty dishes next to the sink to be cleared and washed but no matter how many times I have made sure the sink is empty before I go to bed, I ALWAYS wake to a sink with dishes in it. Hubster got up 4 times (that I know of) last night for drinks and snacks. I think I heard him making grilled cheese at 2am.
The only copy and post this I did on FB was the stupid one. I had to have my say. We don’t get snow so Boog was just happy to be off.
kden
Lice Shampoo? Aren’t you special
Well now don’t I feel stupid, I just copied and pasted this morning on FB, I love my kid. In general though I don’t do them. OK, I feel better.
Anne
Elle, lice shampoo, you have really hit the big time. Are you taking it just in case?
Stacy, I missed your status update. I don’t usually do the cut and paste ones although I have been known to post my Farkle score. I can’t offer Elle a trip to Disney but would be happy to go with her. We could totally rock the mouse.
Stephanie@The Blue Zoo
Elle - Lice shampoo does sound very glamorous!
Stacy - I LOVED the zombie status update. It’s the best one so far. I think the rest are just to sappy.
Casey
I think I’d have to cook to begin with to be the worst. That What Not To Wear show always pisses me off because the stuff they pick for them to wear is so outrageous. Grr.
Eating snow, now that is one way to get a kid to eat water. Also, they have those funky shaped ice cube trays at Ikea that you can make and give him a bowl of ice to eat.
Amy
My coworker told me about a game he and his brothers invented called ’scissors’ where you all hold hands in a chain, and someone has to put scissors in a lightsocket. I was all WHAT THE HELL and your parents allowed this?! He said they looked at them funny and said ‘eh, they’ll learn.’ Also that he’s secretly afraid of electricity.
Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)
Elle - The sink thing drives me crazy too - especially if I’ve set the dishwasher to run during the night, and get up the next morning to discover that hubby had a midnight rendezvous with a bowl of cereal and left his milk-encrusted bowl and spoon in the sink. While the dishwasher was doing its thing. Lice shampoo? You’re right, I’m jealous. Not.
Stacy - I really need to start hanging out on Facebook, don’t I? Seems I miss all the fun.
PN had Monday through Wednesday off school - I was SO ready for her to go back today. 
Sounds like the Middle School ex-Principal needs to have his head examined…
I was having a helluva time finding your comment button on your home page for the posts - it wasn’t showing up and I figured out that I could find the comment place by clicking on the title of the post. So now I can catch up.