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Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
I went out a little bit ago to throw out the recycling, and was shocked when I walked outside and saw it was snowing! What the Hell??? I know it’s February, but still, after the winter we’ve had, it’s weird when you actually see snow!!
I drive my boys to school every day. And there are 2 teachers that do the “Crosswalk Duty”. Meaning that one holds up a big STOP sign, and stands in the middle of the road while the kids cross the road. It had been fine until these 2 new teachers starting doing it. Now it’s one teacher who suddenly jumps out in front of your car, not holding the damn STOP sign up in the air, but instead holds her coffee up, while the other one watches drinking her coffee probably secretly hoping someone will run the other woman over. What the Hell?? I’m about ready to bump her with my car to teach her a lesson. I can see the kids coming, but don’t suddenly jump in front of me and not even hold up the STOP sign!!! At least hold the sign up, then walk into the road! I think Thing 2 wants me to hit her just so he can go into school and tell everyone that I ran over a teacher. I won’t of course, but I may just roll my window down one day and give her a bit of advice……
My allergies are crazy!!!! I don’t know what it is!!! I thought it might be the new place and maybe there’s something there I’m allergic to, but it’s bad all the time right now, even when I’m not there. What the Hell? I don’t usually have problems like this. Could it be the mild, no snow winter we’ve had this year??
The alarm went off again at work today. It is soooooo loud, like ear piercing, you can’t hear anything else for hours after kind of loud! What the Hell??? Maybe it’s just to wake us up if we all look sluggish or something. It definitely makes me jump!!!
Elle
Sunday I did my big 2 week grocery shopping at Wegmans. I had a ton of items but had managed to keep a rough estimate in my head of the total. Our cashier was polite but he was trying to ring up everything as fast as possible. I know they keep track of IPMs (items per minute) and this kid was trying to go so fast he was constantly ringing up items twice by accident and then voiding them as quickly as possible. When I heard the total I was a little surprised because it was more then I had thought. I paid it then when I looked over my receipt I realized he had charged me for two 12 packs of beer when I had only bought one and two boxes of crackers instead of one. WTH??!! I did get my $16 back from customer service but am still a little peeved. That’s a lot of money to be overcharged and I hope my complaint was passed on. I wonder how many other people have been charged for items they didn’t purchase because he is trying to go as fast as possible. I don’t know about you, but I’d prefer accuracy over speed. Especially when it comes to my money.
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, what the hell?
Elle
Here we are this morning dealing with homework issues again. J-Man was out sick last week and now has homework to make up. He has 2 tests this week, a complete spelling packet (that he only got yesterday) and math. Plus, he is supposed to be practicing his math facts each night and reading for 20 minutes. He was working on homework last night and I went out in the kitchen for a few minutes, came back to the room and he was sound asleep next to his homework. Now I am trying to get him to finish the homework and be able to catch the bus. I truly hate mornings like this because both of us are upset. I’m trying to push him to get it done so he doesn’t miss the bus and he is grumpy from being pressured and it all makes for a very stressful morning. Definitely not a fun way to start the day. Ugh!
Today Sissy needs to be picked up from school and she has a cell phone so she can text us and let us know when she is ready. This morning I reminded her to take her phone and she said “It died.” Aaargh! “Why didn’t you plug it in last night?” “I didn’t know it was going to die.” Just for the record, she left the phone in her Dad’s car on Saturday and conveniently forgot to mention that she couldn’t find it. He found it yesterday morning when it was buzzing from text messages. So basically it hasn’t been plugged in since at least Saturday morning and it died this morning. Hmmmm….. I wonder why.
Is it any wonder I’m having cake for breakfast?? At least it’s carrot cake. That’s healthy, right?
Update: J-Man finished his homework with time to spare and made the bus. He was very proud of himself!
Elle
Being a wife and mother is great but it’s also a big giant magnet for blame when something goes missing.
“The last time I saw it you had it.”
“I remember giving it to you and I haven’t seen it since.”
For example, at 6:20 yesterday morning my husband started with “I guess my good black pants must be in some pile of dirty clothes in the laundry room?”
At 6:20 I’m not even awake, but whatev. “If they are dirty they’re in the hamper right there.”
“I threw them in the dirty clothes when I got back from Florida.”
“I already washed the Florida stuff. You must have them somewhere”
“No, I remember putting them in the dirty clothes and I haven’t seen them since then.”
And there it is the “I haven’t seen them since blah blah blah”
“Well I haven’t seen them or washed them”
To make a long story short he found them last night on the floor of the closet. “I guess they fell off the hook.”
Aaargh!
Then Sissy comes in and says “Have you seen my black vest with the ruffles? Last time I saw it, I put it in the dirty clothes”
Aaargh! Seriously, What the hell??!!
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, what the hell?
Elle
My husband is in Florida with our DD (Disney Daughter) while I’m here in the frozen north holding down the fort. Tonight I even had to take out the trash! What the Hell??!! I’m not good at taking out the trash. It’s bad enough he’s down there, but every text, picture or Facebook status update always about the great food he’s having, how wonderful the weather is and how much fun he’s having. Ugh! What The Hell??!! I don’t want to see every delicious bite you eat while I’m at home taking out the trash, cleaning the litterbox and exciting things like that. He did say “Aren’t you happy for me?” Umm..no, no I’m not.
I’m still waiting for a response from our hosting company regarding our “violation of Terms of Service”. What the Hell??!! I can’t quite figure out how we are violating it. The whole thing is pretty annoying and by pretty annoying I mean totally annoying!
What’s the deal with the toilet paper commercials and the whole “respect the roll” thing? Have you seen the one where the neighbor is looking out his window into the neighbor’s bathroom and notices they don’t have a cover for their extra roll of toilet paper. What The Hell??!! Why the hell doesn’t somebody have a problem with the peeping tom neighbor?? That seems to me to be a bigger issue than an uncovered roll of toilet paper. Just sayin’
Stacy
I know we need to have a Presidential Address every now and then. I mean at least tonight there wasn’t anything good on t.v. and all. I don’t watch them because I really don’t care. The thing is I wanted to watch the rerun of Modern Family afterwards but noooooooooooo. What the Hell? They had everyone analyzing what the hell he had said. And then you had to have the Republican response to it. Who cares??? Shut up! Ugh, I hate politics. Don’t email me, I really don’t care.
Two weeks after getting my latest cold I feel okay but still can’t breathe through my sinuses. What The Hell? And now Thing 2 is sick with it! It’s the never ending cold season this year!
The kittens are adorable, and have been here for 4 months now. The only problem is that they get into everything!! Just the other day one of them ate Thing 1′s headphones and the headset for the Wii!! What The Hell? You can’t leave anything out without them tipping it over and chewing it!!
Did you hear about the worker in NY that had to spell “SCHOOL XING” on the road outside a school? He actually spelled it, “SHCOOL”. But, NO ONE from the school noticed!! What The Hell? Were the teachers and students just not paying attention or is that a sign that you don’t want to send your kids to that shcool school?
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy-I was thinking yesterday as I was sitting with my bright red nose, how can you have a runny nose that is completely stuffed up? Seriously What The Hell?
I turned on NBC Saturday night to watch Saturday Night Live, and all that was there was some crappy music and a statement that said this channel is unavailable. What The Hell? I can’t watch NBC or CW shows, okay, the CW is not an issue because there isn’t one show on there that I watch, but NBC??? What The Hell? I went on to DirectTv’s website and apparently the NBC station wants to raise the price 300% for DirectTv to carry it. I guess I’ll be watching all my shows online for now.
Elle
I’d be pretty upset if Time Warner took away the CW. I’d be all What The Hell happened to the Dean show the Sam and Dean show Supernatural? At least it’s in reruns on TBS for 2 hours every day.
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
I went to the Doctor a few weeks ago for a physical. I was on a medication to help me sleep but it wasn’t working anymore. My Doctor prescribed me the generic form of Ambien. I took it last Friday night and woke up feeling great. I went to bed at 12:15 a.m. and slept awesome, other than a few weird dreams. But then I learned that my weird dreams were actually real. What the Hell? Apparently I was up until 2 am talking on the phone!! I thought I had dreamt my weird conversation, but nooooooo.
Since nothing is on tonight except for the stupid Primary news, I watched that “Extreme Couponing” show. What The Hell? How the hell do these women have that many coupons? Or the time to do this?? Do they buy like 100′s of Sunday Papers? Because if so, how does that really save them money? Maybe I could hire them to cut coupons and shop for me, although I really don’t need 150 pounds of brown rice and 65 sponges.
Elle
I think I have allergies already! I have been sneezing like crazy. What the Hell?? I blame Mother Nature and this crazy warm weather in January. Even sudafed isn’t helping.
This goes under the category of “What The Hell were they Thinking?????” You’ll have to click on the link because we aren’t allowed to use that type of language. Our mom would be sooooo mad. But apparently there are times it is useful.
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
Last night I stayed up and wrote my Random Tuesday Thoughts, and we didn’t even publish it! What The Hell?? I actually remembered this week, and Elle didn’t post it? Technically I could post it, but she’s the boss of this whole thing…..
Tonight it is 4 degrees outside, and by tomorrow morning I’m sure it won’t be much warmer, but Thing 2 has decided that he can only wear shorts. What The Hell? It’s winter in NH, put some damn pants on!
We have 2 semi-new kittens, they’ve been here since September, but technically they’re still kittens. One of them named Katie, has double paws, but they don’t look like regular double paws, they look like mittens. The other day I noticed that some of the poop from the cat box was on the floor around it. I automatically blamed the dog because he’s gross and stupid. Then I was brushing my teeth and witnessed Katie using the cat box. She was picking up pieces of poop and throwing them out! What The Hell? She uses her paw like a hand, it’s really weird! I watched her pick pieces up and basically throw them out! I need to get it on video, because I never thought we’d have a poop throwing cat! I thought only monkey’s did that!
Elle
Okay, seriously? Stacy hasn’t shown up in a couple weeks then complains when she does. What The Hell?? She is right, I am the boss around here. I think it comes with being the big sister.
So glad my cats don’t throw poop. That would be a deal breaker right there.
I managed to slip and fall on some ice going out my back door on Monday. I was taking the dogs out and somehow found the single patch on ice out there, slipped and fell. What The Hell??!! Seriously not fun. Now I’m all sore and achy, can’t sleep on my favorite side and am a little grumpy about the whole thing. I did go to the doctor and she saw the bruise she said “Wow! That’s gonna hurt.” Yes, that was her expert opinion and damn-it she’s right. It does hurt!
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
I realized around 11:30 a.m. today that it was Tuesday and I forgot about Random Tuesday Thoughts! What The Hell? My day today was like a Monday, like a really, really bad Monday. How the hell am I suppose to remember what day it really is? Plus I still have my Christmas Hangover. Not from drinking, just from the craziness of Christmas. The living room still looks like Christmas threw up all over the place. There is a teetering tower of balled up wrapping paper there that I’m waiting for the cats to tip over. Maybe tomorrow I’ll clean it, maybe……
Today was Day 1 of Christmas vacation of the boys being home alone. It wasn’t too bad, they seemed to get along okay. I came home this afternoon for a few minutes and then ran to the grocery store to grab a few things, and that’s when I got the phone call. Thing 2 yelling that it’s still his turn to play the new video game and Thing 1 yelling in the background that it was his turn. What The Hell?? I couldn’t even get a word in! I finally ended the conversation with, “Leave your brother alone, I will be home in 10 minutes and I will handle it.” After I hung up I think I made a loud GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sound, then I heard, “hello?” Oops, the call I had on hold was back and heard me growling loudly!
Elle
Oh sure Stacy, likely story. That seems to happen every time there is a Monday holiday. What The Hell??
On Christmas Eve, my husband and I were in the kitchen making dinner and watching TV. An Old Navy commercial came on and the announcer said “Now that Christmas is over…..” What the Hell??!! Last time I checked, Christmas isn’t over on Christmas Eve. Seriously, the stores push the holidays on us so early and then they are telling us they’re over and it’s time to buy more stuff we don’t need. Marketing Fail Old Navy!
I managed to sprain my rib last week. Yup, that’s right, I sprained my rib. Who the Hell sprains their rib? Apparently, I do. I’ll tell you, it hurts a lot. You don’t realize how much you use your rib muscles until they hurt.
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
It’s 1:10 a.m. Wednesday morning, and I’m awake. What the Hell? Is it the stress of not being close to done Christmas Shopping, or worrying that I won’t have enough stuff for the boys? Or is it just the fact that these damn sleeping pills don’t work, and I need something stronger? Who knows…..
I went to walk the dog a minute ago and some creature ran off the porch steps and through the lawn. What The Hell? I don’t know what the hell it was! It was big enough to get the spotlight to come on, but of course it ran so fast I couldn’t see it in the light. Guess Bruno doesn’t need to be walked again tonight.
Another problem with being up all night…..snacking! What the Hell? Why does everything taste way yummier after 12 am? And why do I need to eat it all? Seriously, I’m never that hungry except in the middle of the night when I should be sleeping.
I know I mentioned that the boys wanted an XBox 360 this year. Of course this was told like a week or two ago. Well last night Thing 2 says, “You know Mom, I really don’t want an XBox 360 this year at all.” What the Hell?? Thank goodness they are so outrageously priced that they weren’t getting one. Really? Could you imagine if one was already bought? It would so be going back to the store!
Elle
A couple weeks ago my husband went on a business trip to Wisconsin. Last week, the company he went to sent him a huge box of local cheeses. J-Man had a bunch of the cheese curds one night. The next day he asked for some more. I put a few in a bowl and after a minute he came back and had this conversation with me.
J-Man: I don’t like these.
Me: You liked them a lot last night.
J-Man: They did taste funny last night.
Me: Then why did you eat so many?
J-Man: I don’t know. Just because cheese comes from some big cheese state doesn’t mean it’s actually good.
What The Hell??
Wednesdays are great for Wordless and Wordful posts, but we decided to go a different route and create our own Wednesday fun. We figured what the hell. That’s how we started What The Hell Wednesday. Who are we kidding? That’s pretty much how we decide on almost everything. If you want to play along, grab our button on the sidebar, link up to us in your post and don’t forget to sign in to the linky below. Really, what the hell?
Stacy
Today I woke up with a stuffy/runny nose. What The Hell? I’ve just gotten over like 3 different colds, one right after another! What, did I go a whole week without being sick???
I think there are far too many Viagra/Cialis commercials on during the early evening hours. And they are a little too descriptive. I think the commercial with the guy on the boat is stupid. What The Hell? He’s alone on a boat, why does he need Viagra? I know, at the end he shows up at someone’s house, with a big smile on his face, although I’m surprised the commercial doesn’t show us what else he shows up with…. You’d think he should have called first, I mean how awkward is that? Take some Viagra, sail across the ocean, show up to some girl’s house very happy to see her. Imagine opening the door to that?? And then what if she’s all, “oh gee I’m sorry, but I’ve already started watching Glee on my DVR.”
The boys have decided that they want XBOX 360 for Christmas. What The Hell? Guess what, I want a BMW with a big ass bow on it (free and paid for). Neither one is going to happen.
Just found out that Thing 1′s Christmas/Holiday Concert is next Tuesday. It’s the first day of Hanukkah. What The Hell? It just doesn’t seem like the right day to have it on. And what if you are Jewish? I’m sorry but I wouldn’t want to have to go to a concert on Christmas, I sure as hell wouldn’t want to go on my first day of opening a present! That was probably way too much usage of Christmas and hell in the same sentence.
Elle
That’s Stacy for you, being all festivey and stuff.
J-Man has a cold again. Sometimes I wonder if that child even has an immune system. What The Hell??!!
Tomorrow is the much dreaded parent/teacher conference with J-Man’s teacher. I’m going to have to drag him with us and have him sit outside the classroom, coughing and sneezing and blowing his nose. I’m sooo not looking forward to it. At least my husband is going to be there too.
That’s all I’ve got. I need to go take care of a sick little boy and stress about the big conference tomorrow.
Stumble it!
